Luckily the doctor was able to remove the blood sucking
Kandiru fish from my urethra
My disgust with the conference room culture
has reached an incredible level
They leave behind their purple hologram colored meat
sandwiches on the sanguine chopping block
conference table, the bridge phone blares out
home workers' gurgling intestines
and barf dogs
My pie chart ended up looking like a peace sign so
All of the reptiles seated at the table laughed at me
and picked at their nose orifices with gnarled claws
Their tongues flicked out the business cliche mating calls:
"I have a lot on my plate."
"You are on my radar screen."
"We will touch base."
And so on.