Wednesday

DR.WANG sees it all.

Dr. Wang is always the doctor on duty when there's a homicide victim to pronounce.

More Highlights from the Washington D.C. Police Crime Blotter:
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PSA 708
7/19/2003
300 Hours
HOMICIDE - Homicide
2900 Block 7TH ST SE
CCN #03099226
C1 (BM ADULT) WAS FOUND SUFFERING FROM STAB WOUNDS TO THE CHEST, NECK, ARM & BACK. C1 WAS TRANSPORTED TO MEDSTAR BY MEDIC 32 WHERE HE WAS PRONOUNCED BY DR.WANG @ 0353 HRS.
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PSA 702
7/5/2003
400 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
2800 Block GAINESVILLE ST SE
CCN #03091734
C1 (BM 22) & C2 (BM 20) REPORTS THAT S1 APPRO C1'S AUTO ARMED W/A HANDGUN STATING, "PUT YOUR HANDS UP." S1 THEN ENT C1'S AUTO & ORDERED C1 TO DRIVE TO A 6D LOCATION.
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PSA 703
7/18/2003
1100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
1400 Block HOWARD RD SE
CCN #03098832
C1 (BF 20) REPORTS THAT DURING A VERBAL ALTERCATION W/S1, S1 PROD A KNIFE & CUT HER ON THE LEFT EAR WHILE STATING, "B--CH, I'M GOING TO KIL YOU." S1 AND C1 HAVE A CHILD IN COMMON.
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PSA 704
7/18/2003
100 Hours
ROBBERY - Knife
2200 Block SAVANNAH TER SE
CCN #03098711
C1 (BM 20) REPORTS THAT S1-S2 APPRO HIM IN FT OF THE LISTED LOC & THEN FORCED HIM INTO THE LISTED APT AT KNIFE POINT. VARIOUS PROP WAS TAKEN FROM C1 & C1 WAS CUT ON THE THROAT.
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PSA 705
7/19/2003
300 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
3000 Block STANTON RD SE
CCN #03099213
C1 (BM 30) & C2 (BM 32) REPORTS THAT S1-S10 BEGAN SHOOTING AT THEM. C1 WAS STRUCK IN THE RT ARM.
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PSA 705
7/20/2003
1700 Hours
BURGLARY - 1
2700 Block ROBINSON PL SE
CCN #03099951
C1 (BF 26) REPORTS THAT SHE LEFT HER SISTER SLEEPING IN HER APT & UNKNOWN SUSP(S) ENT HER APT W/FORCE. VARIOUS PROP WAS STOELN.
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PSA 708
7/15/2003
2300 Hours
ROBBERY - Assault w/Intent
200 Block TRENTON PL SE
CCN #03098822
C1 (BM 44) REPORTS THAT S1-S2 APPRO HIM ARMED W/A HANDGUN STATING, "GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT." S1 THEN STRUCK C1 IN THE FOREHEAD W/THE HANDGUN CAUSING C1 TO FALL. C1 WAS THEN KICKED & PUNCHED ABOUT THE BODY BY S1-S2.
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PSA 709
7/17/2003
1700 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
9TH ST & SOUTHERN AVE SE
CCN #03098404
C1 (BM 35) REPORTS THAT DURING A VERBAL ALTERCATION W/S1, S1 PROD A KNIFE & STABBED HIM IN THE LEFT THIGH. S1 IS UNKNOWN TO C1.
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Saturday

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry? Seems like an absurd question to have to answer when they're telling you that you are terminal. But it is still a question in need of an answer.

FOUR!!!

More plays of the week from the Washington D.C. Police Crime Blotter:

PSA 707
7/10/2003
1300 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
3700 Block 9TH ST SE
CCN #03094522
C1 (BM 46) REPORTS THAT S1 APPRO HIM ARMED W/A GOLF CLUB STATING "YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP" & THEN BEGAN STRIKING C1 ABOUT THE BODY.
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PSA 707
7/10/2003
1800 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
700 Block BRANDYWINE ST SE
CCN #03094690
C1 (BM 29) REPORTS THAT S1-S3 DROVE UP IN THE AUTO & S3 PROD A HANDGUN FROM THE BACK SEAT & BEGAN SHOOTING AT HIM. C1
WAS STRUCK IN THE RT SHOULDER & LEFT BUTTOCKS. C1 WAS TRANSPORTED TO MEDSTAR BY MEDIC 33.
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PSA 709
7/7/2003
1500 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
4300 Block 4TH ST SE
CCN #03092902
C1 (BM, 10) REPORTS THAT S1-S3 APPRO HIM STATING "WHAT ARE YOU DOING AROUND HERE"? S1-S2 STRUCK C1 CAUSING HIM TO
FALL & S3 THEN KICKED C1 ABOUT THE BODY.

Friday

Straight Up DC Hustlin:

More Highlights from the Washington D.C. Police Crime Blotter
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PSA 703
7/9/2003
1100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
2400 Block ELVANS RD SE
CCN #03093952
C1 (BM 17) REPORTS THAT S1 STABBED HIM IN THE LEFT LEG W/A KNIFE AFTER A VERBAL ALTERCATION. S1 IS C1'S SISTER'S BOYFRIEND.
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PSA 706
7/9/2003
2200 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
100 Block MISSISSIPPI AVE SE
CCN #03094243
C1 (BM 22) REPORTS THAT S1 PROD A HANDGUN & BEGAN SHOOTING AT HIM.
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PSA 707
7/9/2003
1300 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
1200 Block VALLEY AVE SE
CCN #03094017
C1 (BM 190) & C2 (BM ADULT) REPORTS THAT AN UNKNOWN AUTO PULLED UP TO THEM & UNKNOWN SUSP(S) BEGAN SHOOTING AT THEM. C1 WAS STRUCK IN THE BACK & C2 WAS STRUCK IN THE LEFT HAND. C1 & C2 WERE TAKEN TO HOWARD UNIVER HOSP.
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PSA 708
7/9/2003
1700 Hours
STOLEN AUTO - Stolen Auto
3000 Block 8TH ST SE
CCN #03094196
C1 REPORTS THAT UNKNOWN SUSP(S) STOLE HIS AUTO. KEYS ARE W/C1 & THE REGISTRATION IS IN THE AUTO.
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PSA 709
7/9/2003
300 Hours
ROBBERY - Other Armed
4100 Block LIVINGSTON RD SE
CCN #03093812
C1 (BM 48) REPORTS THAT S1-S2 APPRO HIM W/S1 STRIKING HIM IN THE HEAD W/A POLE & S2 STRUCK HIM W/HIS FIST. VARIOUS PROP WAS TAKEN FROM C1.
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PSA 711
7/9/2003
1400 Hours
BURGLARY - 2
2200 Block MOUNT VIEW PL SE
CCN #03094059
C1 (WF ADULT) REPORTS THAT UNKNOWN SUSP(S) ENT HER HOME BY FORCING THE FT DOOR OPEN &THEN STOLE VARIOUS PROP.
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PSA 702
7/7/2003
300 Hours
ROBBERY - Gun
2300 Block ALABAMA AVE SE
CCN #03092656
C1 (BM 21) REPORTS THAT S1 ROBBED HIM AT GUNPOINT OF VARIOUS PROP.
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PSA 702
7/7/2003
900 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
2400 Block ALABAMA AVE SE
CCN #03092806
{DV}C1 (BF) 49 REPORTS THAT AFTER A VERBAL ALTERCATION W/S1, S1 PROD A RAZOR & STATED "I'LL STAB YOU LIKE I DID LAST TIME". CASE CLOSED WITH ARREST.
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PSA 703
7/7/2003
1700 Hours
SEX ABUSE - Child 1st
2800 Block POMEROY RD SE
CCN #03093135
R1 REPORTS FOR C1 (BM, 4) THAT S1 SEXUALLY ASSAULTED C1.
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PSA 705
7/6/2003
2000 Hours
SEX ABUSE - Child 1st
2800 Block JASPER RD SE
CCN #03092682
C1 (BF 4) REPORTS THAT S1 SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER.
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PSA 706
7/7/2003
1800 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
Unit Block HALLEY TR SE
CCN #03093036
{DV}C1
(BF 21) REPORTS THAT S1 KICKED HER ABOUT THE BODY & THEN SHOWED HER A HANDGUN WHILE STATING, "I'M GOING TO PUT 2 BULLETS IN YOU."
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PSA 706
7/7/2003
2000 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
3300 Block MARTIN LUTHER KING JR AVE SE
CCN #03093093
{DV}C1 (BM 20) REPORTS THAT S1 GRABBED A KNIFE & CAME AT HIM STATING "I'M GOING TO F--K YOU UP." CASE CLOSED.
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PSA 706
7/7/2003
2000 Hours
ROBBERY - Gun
3900 Block SOUTH CAPITOL ST SE
CCN #03093110
R1 REPORTS FOR MEADS LIQUOR STORE THAT S1-S2 ENT PLACING HANDGUNS TO THE HEADS OF A CUSTOMER & EMPLOYEE WHILE
DEMANDING MONEY. VARIOUS PROP WAS TAKEN.
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PSA 707
7/6/2003
2200 Hours
ROBBERY - Gun
4800 Block 7TH ST SE
CCN #03092587
C1 9BM 22) & C2 (BF 26) REPORTS THAT S1-S3 ROBBED THEM AT GUNPOINT OF THE LISTED.
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PSA 709
7/7/2003
1300 Hours
STOLEN AUTO - Stolen Auto
4300 Block LIVINGSTON RD SE
CCN #03092920
C1 REPORTS THAT UNKNOWN SUSP(S) STOLE HER AUTO & VARIOUS PROP.
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PSA 709
7/7/2003
1600 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
4600 Block 6TH ST SE
CCN #03092935
{DV}C1 (BF 17) REPORTS THAT S1 STABBED HER IN THE LEFT THIGH W/A KNIFE.
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PSA 710
7/5/2003
2000 Hours
BURGLARY - 2
100 Block IVANHOE ST SE
CCN #03093032
C1 (BF 38) REPORTS THAT S1 ENT HER APT BY KICKING OPEN THE FT DOOR & USED THE BATHROOM.
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PSA 704
7/8/2003
1300 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
2200 Block SAVANNAH TER SE
CCN #03093461
C1 (BF 27) & C2 (BM 42) REPORTS THAT S1 STRUCK THEM W/A NAME PLATE HOLDER & FLOWER POT. CASE CLOSED WITH ARREST.
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PSA 706
7/8/2003
2200 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
600 Block ALABAMA AVE SE
CCN #03092732
C1 (BM 17) REPORTS THAT HE WAS SHOT IN THE RT LOWER LEG AFTER HEARING WHAT HE BELIEVED WERE FIRE CRACKERS.
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PSA 707
7/8/2003
1500 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
1300 Block SOUTHERN AVE SE
CCN #03093527
{DV}C1 (BF 23) REPORTS THAT AFTER S1 PUSHED HER OUT OF THE AUTO, S1 KICKED HER ABOUT THE BODY. CC#070303109 STARKS,TERRANCE (CHILD IN COMMON).
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PSA 708
7/8/2003
100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
400 Block LEBAUM ST SE
CCN #03093216
C1 (BF 37) REPORTS THAT SHE HEARD HER AUTO ALARM GOING OFF & WHEN SHE CAME OUT THE HOUSE, S1 APPRO HER ARMED W/A
KNIFE STATING "SHUT UP B--CH OR I'M GONNA STAB YOU". S1 THEN PULLED C1 ACROSS THE YARD. S1-S2 FLED ON FOOT.
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PSA 709
7/8/2003
100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
4300 Block 3RD ST SE
CCN #03093218
C1 (BM 26) REPORTS THAT S1-S2 DROVE UP TO HIM IN THE AUTO & BEGAN SHOOTING AT HIM. C1 WAS STRUCK SEVERAL TIMES ABOUT
THE BODY. C1 WAS ADMITTED TO MED STAR BY DR.WANG. "AWIK".

Tuesday

Never take out your wallet
Ever
Surgically implant it under a flap of skin and
never take it out - just think about it and about
the money in it until the leather and the
money make your blood go septic
I heard the gravel grind under his loafer
when he swivelled around for a look
he hissed, "hissss,"
Could she dummy up a convincing insanity plea?


this guy again

Thursday

More warm and fuzzy moments copied and pasted from Washington D.C. crime blotter:

PSA 603
7/2/2003 1500 Hours
ROBBERY - Knife
5000 Block EAST CAPITOL ST
CCN #03090407
TWO SUBJECTS APPROACHED D. LINDSEY AT A BUS STOP AND S1 ASKED HIM "DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME?". C1 REPLIED "NO" AND S1 ACCUSED C1 OF 'LOOKING AT S1 FUNNY', SAID "GIVE ME YOUR SHOES", PRODUCED A KNIFE FROM HIS POCKET AND REPEATED HI
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PSA 605
7/2/2003 1800 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
4500 Block B ST SE
CCN #03090491
C1 INTERVENED IN A FIGHT BETWEEN S1 AND S2 AND S1 PRODUCED A KNIFE FROM HIS POCKET, THREATENED C1 WITH IT AND THEN FLED. S1 IS A FRIEND. {K}
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PSA 610
6/15/2002 1000 Hours
SEX ABUSE - Child 1st
2300 Block GOOD HOPE RD SE
CCN #03089889
A 13 YEAR OLD FEMALE TOLD HER SOCIAL WORKER THAT ABOUT ONE YEAR PRIOR TO HER REPORT S1 'FORCED HIMSELF ON HER' AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER. S1 IS C1'S UNCLE. {DV}{J} REPORT TAKEN BY YFSD.
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PSA 610
7/2/2003 1300 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
2800 Block GOOD HOPE RD SE
CCN #03090329
S1 PRODUCED A CARVING KNIFE FROM HER PURSE AND THREATENED TO KILL C1. CLOSED WITH THE ARREST OF S1. NO OTHER INFORMATION WAS INCLUDED IN THE REPORT.


ZZZZZZZZZ

A lot of folks getting stabbed in DC lately. Same in the blogosphere. Look at this. And this. And this. People are getting shot too.

Wednesday

Fun with the Washington D.C. Crime Blotter:


PSA 703
6/30/2003
1100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
1500 Block EATON RD SE
CCN #03089190
C1 (BM 19YRS) REPORTS S1APPRO AND STATED, "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?" C1 REPLIED, "I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU." S1 THEN STRUCK C1, PROD A FOLDING KNIFE, AND CUT C1 ON THE RT FOREARM AND LEFT KNEE. S1 FLED, S1 IS UNK. TO C1. C1 TAKEN TO
GSECH.
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PSA 703
6/30/2003
100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
1100 Block EATON RD SE
CCN #03088956
{DV} C1 (BF 16YRS) REPORTS DURING A VERBAL ALTERCATION S1, HER BOYFRIEND, STRUCK HER WITH A BROOM HANDLE. S1 THEN FLED THE SCENE. S1 (BM 19YRS).
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PSA 702
6/30/2003 300 Hours
ROBBERY - Car Jacking
2400 Block ALABAMA AVE SE
CCN #03088990
C1 (BM 34YRS) REPORTS S1 FLAGGED C1 DOWN AND ASKED HIM FOR A RIDE. S2 APPRO. DRIVERS SIDE AND STATED, "GET THE F**K OUT THE CAR." C1 COMPLIED. S1-S2 FLED THE SCENE IN C1'S VEH. UNKNOWN DIR. CAR-JACKING. DET HATHORNE NOTIFIED
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PSA 706
7/1/2003 2000 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
3700 Block 1ST ST SE
CCN #03090042
C1 reports DURING A VERBAL ALTERCATION WITH S1, A FRIEND, HE BECAME ANGRY PROD. A KNIFE AND STABBED C1 IN THE UPPER LEFT SIDE.
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PSA 710
5/24/2003 000 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
4100 Block 1ST ST SE
CCN #03069361
R1 reports FOR C1 THAT S1 ENTERED AN UNLOCKED DOOR AND BEGAN TO STRIKE C1 WITH BOTTLES, THEN BEAT C1 WITH A BASEBALL BAT. C1 TAKEN TO GWH. S1 EX-ROOMATE OF R1'S.(2D RPT,OSD SGT DAVIS NOTIFIED)
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Last but not least


The Metropolitan Police Department is seeking the public's assistance in solving the following crime:
On July 1, 2003, at approximately 9:30 pm, Metropolitan Police responded to the rear of 715 Kenyon Street, NW to investigate the report of an assault in progress. Once on the scene, officers located a male suffering from blunt force trauma to the head and body. DC Fire and Emergency Medical Services personnel were then summoned to the scene. The victim, who has not yet been positively identified, was transported to the Washington Hospital Center’s MedStar Unit, where he was pronounced dead at 10:17 pm.

These were but a few of the many offenses, of course - there were too many assaults, burglaries, auto thefts and sex abuse cases to mention. DC recently regained its title as the Murder Capital, by the way. We fuckin rule!!! We kill more mare fares per 100,000 than any other major U.S. city. We were also the only major city that actually added jobs to the economy.

There are currently no openings in my department, and I have eavesdropped on no conversation or e-mail where my death was being plotted. Sorry.