Every time I let slip a secret, I wonder if I've just disqualified myself from membership in some elite society, some secret group. Like there are scouts out there among us, looking for people who excel at maintaining confidentiality in all things. People who are able to suppress their urge to gossip, and maintain confidentiality in all things, are secretly recruited into this secret society. They all attend meetings and sit there and don't tell each other anything ever. They don't even look at each other. They sit in the dark.

So . . .

Tell me a secret.

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