Wednesday

Beware of the Hardened, Street Microwave Dealer:
Don’t Bring Your Baby Out Here. . .

Reports from the home front, Homes. DC Metro Police Reports via crimereports.com:

PSA 705
8/24/2005 2:10:00 PM Hours
ROBBERY - PBS
Unit Block MISSISSIPPI AVE SE
CCN #05114230
C1 REPORTS WHILE STANDING AT THE BUS STOP, S1 APPROACHED ASKING "DO YOU
KNOW SOMEONE THAT WANTS A MICROWAVE?" C1 REPLIED NO. S1 SNATCHED C1'S HAND BAG FROM HER SHOULDER AND FLED IN AN UNKNOWN DIRECTION.
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PSA 701
8/25/2005 9:58:00 PM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
1600 Block V ST SE
CCN #05115054
C1 REPORTS WHILE WALKING, S1 APPROACHED HER YELLING, "WHY DO YOU HAVE
YOUR BABY OUT HERE!"

S1 STRUCK C1 IN THE FACE AND UPPER BODY WITH A POLE. C1 RECEIVED TREATMENT AT HOWARD UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL. S1 FLED ON FOOT IN AN UNKNOWN DIRECTION.
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PSA 501
8/25/2005 1:35:00 AM Hours
HOMICIDE - Gun
1400 Block 1ST ST NW
CCN #05114594
R1 REPORTS THAT UPON ARRIVAL AT THE LISTED LOCATION C1 WAS OBSERVED
LYING ON THE SIDE WALK SUFFERING FROM MULTIPLE GUNSHOT WOUNDS TO THE CHEST, ABDOMEN, AND HEAD AREA. C1 WAS TRANSPORTED TO MEDSTAR BY DCFD MEDIC 6 WHERE HE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD.
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PSA 501
8/25/2005 9:50:00 PM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
2300 Block 1ST ST NW
CCN #05115053
C1 REPORTS THAT, DURING A VERBAL ALTERCATION WITH S1, S1 GRABBED C1'S
CANE AND BEGAN TO BEAT C1 ABOUT THE BODY. S1 THEN PUSHED C1 FROM HIS WHEEL CHAIR AND CONTINUED BY KICKING C1 ABOUT THE FACE AND BODY WITH HIS
RIGHT FOOT. S1 FLED.
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PSA 504
8/25/2005 12:30:00 AM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
2800 Block BENNING RD NE
CCN #05114775
c1 reports that after becoming involved in a verbal dispute with s1, s1 began punching her in the face and
biting her on the left hand and shoulder.
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PSA 701
8/24/2005 1:00:00 AM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
2700 Block BRUCE PL SE
CCN #05114074
C1 REPORTS THAT HE WAS APPROACHED BY SIX JUVENILES. S1 ASKED C1 FOR A
CIGARETTE. C1 STATED HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE. S1 STATED "STEP OFF!" S1-6 BEGAN TO VIOLENTLY KICK AND STOMP C1 CAUSING INJURIES. S1-6 FLED ON FOOT. C1 RECEIVED TREATMENT AT A HOSPITAL.
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PSA 607
8/23/2005 11:24:00 PM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
1700 Block 16TH ST SE
CCN #05114038
C1 WAS FOUND WITH ONE GUNSHOT TO HIS BACK. C1 GAVE NO INFORMATION AS TO
WHO OR WHY HE WAS SHOT. THE AREA WAS CANVASSED.
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PSA 502
8/24/2005 12:05:00 AM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
900 Block RHODE ISLAND AVE NE
CCN #05114054
C1-2 REPORT THAT WHILE IN THE VEHICLE THEY WERE APPROACHED BY S1 IN AN
UNKNOWN VEHICLE. S1 THEN BEGAN SHOOTING AT C1'S VEHICLE AND HIT C1 AND CAUSING INJURIES. C1 DROVE HIMSELF TO MEDSTAR WHERE HE WAS ADMITTED.
C2 WASN'T INJURED.

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PSA 504
8/24/2005 9:19:00 PM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
1100 Block 17TH ST NE
CCN #05114477
C1 REPORTS THAT S1 ASKED HIM FOR HIS MONEY AND THAT S1 PRODUCED A BLACK
HAND GUN AND PRODCEEDED TO FIRE ONE SHOT. S1 SHOT C1 IN THE UPPER RIGHT SHOULDER. S1 THEN FLED THE SCENE.
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PSA 706
8/22/2005
10:30:00 PM Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Knife
4000 Block 8TH ST SE
CCN #05113452
C1 REPORTS WHILE WALKING AT THE LISTED LOCATION S1 APPROACHED
BRANDISHING A LARGE BUTCHER'S KNIFE IN C1'S FACE STATING "I'M GONNA KILL YOU. YOU BETTER NOT LET ME CATCH YOU SLIPPING."

Thursday

standin next to a cop and listenin to his walkie talkie

Tuesday

weaving through the crowd whispering "exotic love making techniques"

Saturday

Purse snatchin in Georgetown

Tuesday

A solar energy farm outside Las Vegas . . . am I right?

Monday

I buy toys and am ashamed of that, so I just say that I found them.

Sunday

When talking to the normals, you must impose a word count on yourself.

Saturday

Sorry I am such a slack blogger lately. I have to move, and I have to start up a new connection, and I really need a new computer, and work is so hard!!!! I'll get it together, and I'll be buzzing you folks soon!!

Monday

"I can do it," I said, and I took each hit, and I made decisions in advance.