You know how bored I was yesterday? I had all these BUSINESS REPLY MAIL cards that fall out of magazines. Free postage that I was just going to throw away. So I wrote notes on the cards, and I mailed them. The notes were to the person in the mail room or the admin in the sales department who would probably end up reading the card. I just asked what it was like to work at National Geographic or Florida Trend or whatever publication the card came from. "Is your job hard? Is it really noisy there? Is there much lifting? I hate lifting. Have a great day! And I'm not a weirdo, really." Just nice notes to hard workers wishing them nice days.