EXACTLY HOW MUCH SARCASM CAN I GET AWAY WITH?
Like...in general...just - don't. Don't forget stuff. Because there are certain things you should remember. So as a rule, just DON'T FORGET. Unless it's something you're trying to forget - like something bad...but then...what does that mean? You're going into denial? Probably not good.
ALSO: Don't keep using the same jokes over and over again. Keep a checklist. Check it each day. Come up with new material. Or just don't try to be funny. If you can't think of anything funny, be dramatic.
It's too early. I can't sleep. I should not be online.