Dating sites won't work for me. I just don't look good on paper. They gotta experience the attitude.
"I'm Bobby, and I'm indifferent."
"See how I grab my grocery items without looking up, with great concentration on pricing and quantity."
"See how I order my drinks and do a spin move without breaking my rhythm."
"See how I read the crap that I gotta read at the bookstore."
The eyes don't stray because there's too much work today.
"You're safe from all flirting, my female friends!"