Second: I got a wrong number text. It was a south New Jersey guy, trying to reach some girl. The following is the transcript, starting with his first message. I didn't know if I knew anybody in the 609 area code, like if maybe this was somebody I knew, but forgot I knew...but it turned out to be somebody I didn't know:
HIM: Morning Sexy!
ME: Good morning! Right number? Who you trying to reach? Thanks for calling me sexy though...
HIM: Lol. Its my pleasure.. Im Derek, is this Dana?
ME: Nah, ha, sorry
HIM: Oh my apologies.. My mistake! Whats ur name?
HIM AGAIN: Hey everything happens for a reason..Are u a female?
ME: I'm a dude, dude. So tell me about this Dana. Ha. Just kidding. I am a dude though.
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I loved Cheers and Night Court! I can see what you mean by the weirdness of seeing Cheers at work. I guess I'd feel like that about 30 Rock maybe. I watch that as I am falling asleep a lot.
Ew! That guy is a jerk! If you were a girl or said you were a girl, he would have been fine with you not being Sexy Dana!
Cheers will go down in history like I Love Lucy and Dick Van Dyke. I wish Night Court was on Netflix, and I wish my dvd player wasn't broken so I could pipe the netflix into my old ass tv.
Yeah, right? I thought about saying I was a girl, just to mess with him, but I quickly realized the horror that would bring.
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