I Live Here

• I can hear freight trains at night.
• My town doesn't even have a police force.
• The closest business is a barbecue joint.
• There’s a twenty-four-hour Sheetz within a mile.
• I live in a brand new development in a brand new house.
• There is brand new pavement and a 1° decline, so I can kick once and coast all the way down the street on a skateboard.
• The YMCA is three miles away.
• A couple of hawks operate in the area, and you can see them gliding and hear them calling each other.
• My reason for moving here, to be closer to work, is now moot because I got a new job, remote.